Happy Holidaze! Don’t let the stress get to you! Be happy live longer and enjoy your life!~Its good!
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver
for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a re-tail shop for a for a new one!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer!
What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
The “elf”-abet!
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo’s Christmas party ?
Freeze a jolly fellow !
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
Chick to chick !
